Ah children

"DirtyDodge" (dirtydodgeshouseofmopar) 12/18/2019 at 22:24 • Filed to: None

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So me and the family are at dinner this evening, the wife is telling me about her day and ends with the statement oh shit, to which the three year old responds oh shit...

Tristan > DirtyDodge 12/18/2019 at 22:33

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Had this happen with my first when she was 18 ish months. Wife said “shit” a couple times with the little one in her high chair. I warned of the little ears listening, and immediately she threw her head back and said “SHIT”. Kids are sponges!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > DirtyDodge 12/18/2019 at 23:00

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DirtyDodge > Tristan 12/18/2019 at 23:09

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This not the first time or child my wife has done this with...

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2019 at 23:25

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Beat me to it.

MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > DirtyDodge 12/18/2019 at 23:28

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My 2.5 year old is just starting to repeat things he hears. Gotta be careful!

Nibby > DirtyDodge 12/18/2019 at 23:43

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Oh shit

MrSnrub > DirtyDodge 12/19/2019 at 00:05

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I believe my sister’s first words were “god dammit” for the same reason 

bob and john > DirtyDodge 12/19/2019 at 00:08

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honestly that just makes it that much funnier. 

Long_Voyager94 > DirtyDodge 12/19/2019 at 07:00

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When my oldest was 2 ish, we were sitting in the living room watching her putt around in her cozy coupe. Suddenly she gets out looking pissed, yelling “FUCK” as she swings the door open. She proceeds to pretend to open the hood and peer around. “Fuck” as she “finds” the problem and “fixes” it. The she “slams the hood” and says “fucking piece of shit” as she gets back in.

Wife looks at me.............. “I wonder where she learned that?!”

I shrugged and busted out laughing.

benn454 > Long_Voyager94 12/19/2019 at 08:22

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 That's amazing. You literally can't get mad at that. 

Ash78, voting early and often > Long_Voyager94 12/19/2019 at 09:40

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I can’t top that, but my son (9) recently asked me “Was your car really built by dumb Nazis?”

Oh, the things we say when DIY fails us and our frustration takes over.

Long_Voyager94 > benn454 12/19/2019 at 10:00

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Oh god no, it was hilarious.

It was a scene that had just played out the week before when my 06 Spec V’s intake pulled apart doing a pull against a friend, so I remembered it quite well.

DirtyDodge > Long_Voyager94 12/19/2019 at 10:46

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LOL, i haven’t taught them that yet.

DirtyDodge > MrSnrub 12/19/2019 at 10:48

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My daughter may have repeated that after hearing me say it once...

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > DirtyDodge 12/19/2019 at 11:06

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I had a buddy who told me when he was a kid, he used to say “wish” instead of “fish” like "here wishy, wishy, wishy" . He would also say “wuck” instead of “fuck”. It was driving his grandma crazy (the wish/fish , she wasn’t aware of his sw earing issue) and she started helping him. One day she was helping him in church aaaand he figured it out and stood up in the pew and yelled “FUCK!”